Rage Consumes Me Cat Beanie

This beanie says what your polite smile won't: “RAGE CONSUMES ME.” A tiny furious kitten. A sweet innocent butterfly. A quiet simmering storm under soft, cozy yarn. Wear it when you're trying to stay calm, but your brain is already drafting a strongly worded email in bold, italic, and ALL CAPS. Soft, warm, and emotionally unwell — just like us in winter.

 This ribbed knit beanie keeps your head cozy while your rage stays delightfully aesthetic. Details Material: 50% Viscose, 30% Polyester, 20% Nylon — soft, stretchy, and built for internal screaming.